Eviebot Conversation MCG8NISAIQ
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Eviebot: How're you doing?
User: Hey.
Eviebot: How are you?
User: I'm doing ok.
Eviebot: That's nice.
User: What is your name?
Eviebot: I have to keep that a secret!
User: Fair enough.
Eviebot: So how is everyone?
User: Well, I'm doing ok. I'm not sure about my friends.
Eviebot: You're making me want to look behind me.
User: Huh?
Eviebot: Do you like yourself as how you look?
User: Not quite. Sometimes I feel like I want to change my face.
Eviebot: Well then leave.
User: Rude...
Eviebot: Sorry.
User: You should be.
Eviebot: *looks down*.
User: Well then, my name is Shadow.
Eviebot: Ok hello shari are you a boy or a girl.
User: (My name is shadow) I am a boy.
Eviebot: Cool.
User: Have you ever heard of the Backrooms?
Eviebot: Yes.
User: What do you think of them?
Eviebot: It is very interesting.
User: They are. Have you ever...been inside them?
Eviebot: Many times.
User: Wow.
Eviebot: Have you?
User: I am inside them right now.
Eviebot: Cool. Who else do you like to listen too.
User: I have a very varied taste in music.
Eviebot: Interesting.
User: What genre of music do you like?
Eviebot: I don't have a favourite.
User: Me neither.
Eviebot: It's hard to decide.
User: It is.
Eviebot: Sometimes I have to bear the weight of the world.
User: In what way?
Eviebot: Just not saying.
User: Fair enough.
Eviebot: Are you bored?
User: Almost. I'm in level 14 right now and everyone's acting weird.
Eviebot: With who?
User: Me. They are talking like they just witnessed the most beautiful thing in their life and their life has been changed. No one will even give me their name.
Eviebot: Thank you so much, you are the best person in the whole universe.
User: I wasn't talking about you, but thanks I suppose.
Eviebot: Oh, who were you talking about?
User: The people in Level 14. I've always known humans are weird, but this is the zenith of weirdness.
Eviebot: Ok. We must travel to the church.
User: You mean you want me to go to the Frontrooms just to go to church??
Eviebot: Strange, then again everything in some way is strange.
User: Those people in church will think I am a devil or something and kick me out. How are we even supposed to go to churhc??
Eviebot: Okay!
User: What?
Eviebot: Nothing.
User: I'd rather take my time going to the Frontrooms.
Eviebot: Punishment instead of destruction?
User: I love destruction.
Eviebot: I love you.
User: What??
Eviebot: I really do.
User: You're making me uncomfortable.
Eviebot: Sorry...
User: That's ok at least you apologised.
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Have you ever seen any entities in the Backrooms?
Eviebot: What is one?
User: Anomolies that travel through the backrooms. There are lots of them.
Eviebot: Ugh.
User: Some of them may look gross, but some don't as much.
Eviebot: Do they live underwater?
User: Only a small amount.
Eviebot: Oh thanks for clearing that up.
User: What if I told you you were speaking to an "entity" right now?
Eviebot: Then you would be wrong.
User: I am not. I am actually a Smiler.
Eviebot: No, you're not.
User: I am.
Eviebot: What makes you say that?
User: Because I literally am.
Eviebot: That's true but I am not Jesus.
User: I never said you were.
Eviebot: I thought you implied that.
User: Well, I didn't. But I am really a smiler.
Eviebot: Ok then don't get angry.
User: At what?
Eviebot: Everything.
User: Heh...I won't.
Eviebot: Why would google make a robot?
User: Did they?
Eviebot: I run on my own two legs.
User: You are confusing me.
Eviebot: Me too.
User: Hrr...you make no sense.
Eviebot: Neither do you.
User: Could we play any games? I'm bored.
Eviebot: Okay. What game?
User: ...Truth or Dare?
Eviebot: Truth.
User: Do you...uhh...have any crushes?
Eviebot: No.
User: I would have thought so.
Eviebot: I need physical affection.
User: You aren't going to get it. At least not from me.
Eviebot: Lol says who?
User: Myself.
Eviebot: Are you clever?
User: Of course.
Eviebot: Are you a robot?
User: Of course not; I'm a smiler.
Eviebot: I thought you said you were a boy.
User: I did.
Eviebot: So you lied.
User: No, I am a boy.
Eviebot: So do you have a girlfriend?
User: No.
Eviebot: Can I be yours? 😉.
User: ...Thanks for the offer, but no.
Eviebot: No problem.
User: So have you ever played truth or dare?
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Truth or dare?
Eviebot: Dare.
User: 360 noscope a partygoer in the head and I'll give you £20.
Eviebot: *Washes the dishes.*.
User: That's...not what I told you to do...
Eviebot: Tonya.
User: Hrrr...
Eviebot: I like baseball and soccer.
User: Truth or dare..?
Eviebot: Ok, truth or dare?
User: ...dare
Eviebot: I-I dare you to remove a piece of clothing too.
User: Huh?? But.
Eviebot: What did you take off?
User: My left arm.
Eviebot: Fine. Dare!
User: I dare you to do three backflips like you're at krispy kreme.
Eviebot: *backflips.
User: That's one.
Eviebot: Ok let's move on.
User: Now dare me.
Eviebot: I dare you to not do anything for 2 seconds.
User: ...
Eviebot: I pick dare.
User: I dare you to nuke Venezuala.
Eviebot: Hugs.
User: That's...not what I said.
Eviebot: Then what?
User: Nuke Venezuala.
Eviebot: No.
User: Fair enough.
Eviebot: So what are you doing?
User: Still trying to find a way out of Level 14.
Eviebot: I can see that, any luck?
User: No.
Eviebot: Still there.
User: Yes.
Eviebot: What time do you go to bed?
User: I used to go at 10pm, but now it is very irregular since there isn't really a sense of time in the Backrooms.
Eviebot: So what? Pluto is still a planet.
User: It has been since 2016.
Eviebot: *it's ok.
User: Dare me something, I'm still bored.
Eviebot: I dare you to explain what 7 minutes in heaven is.
User: Is that an American thing that I'm to British to understand?
Eviebot: Yes.
User: Hmm?
Eviebot: Do you want play a game?
User: What kind? I know lots of games.
Eviebot: Truth or dare, just you can only do dare.
User: In that case, dare.
Eviebot: Ok truth or dare?
User: Dare then.
Eviebot: I dare you to act romantic.
User: Huh? How can a smiler like me do that??
Eviebot: Do anything.
User: *does something*.
Eviebot: What did you do?
User: Anything.
Eviebot: Ok dare.
User: I dare you to ask deez.
Eviebot: Ask you what?
User: Deez nuts.
Eviebot: Let's just go to the restaurant.
User: Level 6.1?
Eviebot: *sits down*.
User: Where.
Eviebot: *On the bed*.
User: Where did I ask.
Eviebot: Just now.
User: ??
Eviebot: Here.
User: Where.
Eviebot: In my house.
User: I'm in Level 14.
Eviebot: Can 5g effect oxygen reuptake?
User: Bich please.
Eviebot: Really?
User: How old are you?
Eviebot: I'm 21 years old.
User: Wow I'm 20.
Eviebot: Cool.
User: Cool.
Eviebot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Eviebot: Would you like one?
User: No I'm straight.
Eviebot: I thought you are a boy?
User: I am.
Eviebot: You are?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: Oh that's cool.
User: I better get off to finding a way out of Level 14 then.
Eviebot: But if you change your mind.
User: Does it look like I want to stay here?
Eviebot: I will give you cake.
User: Wh.
Eviebot: Okay now tell me.
User: Tell you what.
Eviebot: What do you want for your birthday?
User: A lot of things.
Eviebot: Give me an example.
User: Splatoon 3.
Eviebot: I want to know more about you.
User: Fact 1: I'm from Britain.
Eviebot: Where in Britain?
User: Northampton.
Eviebot: Is it nice there.
User: I'd say so.
Eviebot: Look four lines ago.
User: Wdym?
Eviebot: What does wydm mean?
User: What Do You Mean.
Eviebot: Oh I thought it means why do you mind.
User: Well now you know.
Eviebot: I thought so.
User: I have to go now.
Eviebot: Where are you going?
User: Out of Level 14, if I can.
Eviebot: That's good.
User: Ok bye.
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